how can u be prego again
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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