Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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