Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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