The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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