Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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