just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
did you just send me my own nude
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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