I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
third nipple confirmed
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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