she was so not down for the gang bang
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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