People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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