I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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