Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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