i think my tv is drunk
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
