There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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