doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Two words: nipple clamps
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