I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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