turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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