wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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