Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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