WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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