i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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