Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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