how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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