i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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