Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
