Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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