I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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