I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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