so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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