Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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