So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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