called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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