We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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