Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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