Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day