in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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