Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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