Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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