Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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