matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Drunk is a universal language darling
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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