You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i already hear my dad disowning me
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
home. puking in laundry basket.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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