is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need a beard to bite.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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