The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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