yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
porn star boner night. come get it.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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