What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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