is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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