Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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