I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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