I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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