you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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