You're completely useless in the revolution.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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