What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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