i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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