i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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