David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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