Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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